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MAKE FURNITURE GREAT AGAIN HAT
$25.00
For the rule breakers, design disruptors, and furniture freedom lovers this hat is your badge of honor. Forget red or blue, this is about black. Jet black. The color of moodboards, studio walls, and every designer’s favorite outfit.
Crafted from premium cotton twill with tonal embroidery that whispers taste, but make it rebellious. It’s a nod to the sleepless nights spent reworking proportions, balancing scale, and saving clients from themselves and from that live edge epoxy table they almost bought.
Throw it on before a client meeting, a factory visit, or while sketching something that will make every trend look obsolete. The Black Hat isn’t merch, it’s a mindset.
Perfect for
• Designers who’ve said “it’s giving Restoration Hardware circa 2012” as an insult
• Art directors who wear all black to hide the chaos within
• Anyone who believes beige can in fact be a statement color
Disclaimer This hat won’t make you the next Philippe Starck, but it might make your bad ideas look better while you fix them.
QUANTITY
PRODUCT INFO
Made in jet black cotton with subtle lettering (because we know designers love a good tonal moment)
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Returns
If your hat doesn’t spark joy, fits like a lampshade, or makes you feel more like a bad accent pillow than a design icon, send it back within 30 days. No moody designer rants required.
Refunds
Once we receive your hat back in showroom condition (no makeup smudges, pet hair, or remnants of that late night install), we’ll process your refund faster than a designer sprints toward a “final markdown” tag.
The Fine Print
We reserve the right to refuse returns that look like they spent a week on a construction site or a very messy job install.
SHIPPING INFO
Shipping Info
We ship faster than a designer grabbing the last bouclé swatch at market. Orders typically head out within a few days because we know patience is not a designer’s strong suit.
Your shirt will arrive neatly packed and ready to wear to your next client meeting, trade show, or casual critique of a friend’s “statement” ottoman.
Standard shipping is like a well made dining chair reliable, sturdy, and gets the job done. If you are in a rush, select expedited shipping and we will move quicker than a client changing their mind about fabric for the fifth time.
Tracking info will land in your inbox so you can stalk your package the way you stalk Pinterest boards at midnight.