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MAKE FURNITURE GREAT AGAIN T-SHIRT
$30.00
For the designers, decorators, and sofa whisperers of the world this shirt is your rallying cry. Forget politics, this is about poufs, sectionals, and side tables. Wear it to market, to the studio, or while arguing with your upholsterer about welt vs no welt.
Made in jet black cotton with subtle lettering (because we know designers love a good tonal moment), this shirt says what we are all thinking: yes, that mid 2000s faux Tuscan armoire really did ruin everything.
Slip it on, pour yourself a latte, and go forth to fight bad furniture choices everywhere.
Perfect for
• Designers staging a dramatic intervention for their clients oversized recliner
• Architects who secretly sketch chairs during meetings
• Anyone who has ever said “that coffee table is giving me hives”
Disclaimer This shirt does not come with free Eames chairs… but it might help you finally convince your client that rattan is back.
QUANTITY
PRODUCT INFO
Made in jet black cotton with subtle lettering (because we know designers love a good tonal moment)
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
Returns
If your shirt does not spark joy, fits like a bad slipcover, or makes you feel more like an overstuffed recliner than an Eames lounge chair, you can send it back within 30 days. No passive aggressive designer notes required.
Refunds
Once we receive your shirt back in showroom condition (no coffee stains, pet hair, or remnants of that late night fabric swatch hunt), we will process your refund faster than a designer runs toward a “trade only” sample sale.
Exchanges
Need a different size Because your biceps suddenly look like the arms on a Louis XIV chair No problem. We will swap it out for you.
The Fine Print
We reserve the right to refuse returns that look like they survived a demo day on HGTV.
SHIPPING INFO
Shipping Info
We ship faster than a designer grabbing the last bouclé swatch at market. Orders typically head out within a few days because we know patience is not a designer’s strong suit.
Your shirt will arrive neatly packed and ready to wear to your next client meeting, trade show, or casual critique of a friend’s “statement” ottoman.
Standard shipping is like a well made dining chair reliable, sturdy, and gets the job done. If you are in a rush, select expedited shipping and we will move quicker than a client changing their mind about fabric for the fifth time.
Tracking info will land in your inbox so you can stalk your package the way you stalk Pinterest boards at midnight.